15+ Hilarious Tweets From Women That Will Lighten Up Your Mood

It’s sure another strong month of content on Twitter.com. & evidently users are surpassing themselves with their shocking wit and meme abilities, securing Twitter’s place as the most interesting platform on the internet.

The ladies of Twitter, in particular, has never failed to brighten up our day with their hilarious yet brilliant wit. Topics discussed this month include retiring early, quarantine self-discovery, pre-isolation, and introverts among others.

Here are 19 of the hilarious tweets you might’ve scrolled past this month. Have a look!

Me in 2019: If I could just have like a week with nothing to do and nowhere to go I could finally get this house clean and organized.

Me now: Nope, that wasn't the problem....

— The Salty Mamas (@saltymamas) March 24, 2020

Day 3 in quarantine. My mom made me check my 11 year old brother’s search history. He has searched “how tall is goofy” and “why do Mormons have so many trampolines.” For his sake, I almost wish I found something bad

— Addison (@addie_huneycutt) March 24, 2020

I might run out of toilet paper, but if anyone needs 40 plastic bags stuffed into other plastic bags, I will be the queen of this crisis.

— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) March 22, 2020

pre-isolation: ah there's a bug in here kill it!!!

now: hello Kendra the bug welcome to our home may we interest you in a glass of wine

— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) March 22, 2020

my houseplants seeing me approach with a watering can for the second time in three days pic.twitter.com/nzglb6A407

— Bim Adewunmi (@bimadew) March 25, 2020

(any scene in a movie in which more than one person appears)

DAD: You couldn't do that now. Coronavirus.

— Sandra Newman (@sannewman) March 27, 2020

Day 1: This'll be fantastic. I get to stay inside and eat toast on a paper towel.
Day 8: Engages in conversation with a lamp.

— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) March 27, 2020

me fighting every urge in my body telling me to eat a second lunch pic.twitter.com/5cBZ89alzn

— ziwe (@ziwe) March 22, 2020

when the self care and crafting and cooking ISNT curing your anxiety pic.twitter.com/FwsA03X37l

— Becca Barton (@Becckitt) March 26, 2020

I’m rly afraid I’m going to learn something about myself during this

— Rachel Sennott (@Rachel_Sennott) March 21, 2020

QUARANTINE SELF-DISCOVERY: I am still regularly late to things even when they don't involve traveling any physical distance

— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) March 25, 2020

i want to check on my extroverted friends but i'm afraid they will want to talk to me

— Karen Chee (@karencheee) March 22, 2020

Emails now be like: I hope you are staying safe, sheltered in place, stocked with toilet paper, and healthy during these absolutely unprecedented, wild, chaotic, terrifying times. Just wanted to follow up-

— murder hornet defense attorney (@_chismosa_) March 26, 2020

I now understand why retired people eat dinner so early.

— Ashley Nicole Black (@ashleyn1cole) March 26, 2020

really glad that one month ago, I chose a neutral nail

— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) March 25, 2020

during isolation it’s important to have a variety of activities. Sometimes I read twitter on my phone; other times, my laptop. It’s all about balance.

— Olivia Munk (@oliviammunk) March 25, 2020

Did these messages change your mood? Do you have any such hilarious messages with you? Please share with us in the comment section below